by Master Chat | Aug 30, 2007 | Miscellaneous Crap
We know spammers are assholes to the Nth degree. You punk ass bitches that continually try to spam my blog need to give it up. You can try to post your crap all you wish but it will never show up on these pristine pages. You suck and your spam crap sucks. You are a...
by Master Chat | Aug 21, 2007 | Reality TV
The latest assault on our so-called ‘reality senses’ is the Pickup Artist on VH1. The premise is that this man who labels himself as ‘Mystery’ knows all the secrets of getting into a woman’s pants quicker than you can say ‘Your...
by Master Chat | Jun 7, 2007 | Miscellaneous Crap
We have a situation here. We were all told that Paris Hilton, our darling sweetheart of American pop culture, is no longer in jail. Well, according to what was to be good old justice, Paris was to serve 45 days in jail. This was reduced to 23 days due to an advanced...
by Master Chat | Jun 4, 2007 | Celebrity Slop
Has anyone seen this person?? Authorities have announced the discovery of this newest terrorist, Rosie Al Bigamoutha O’Donnell. Considered the absolute worst kind of terrorist he/she is considered very dangerous to all Americans. Known for the inability to count...
by Master Chat | May 23, 2007 | Reality TV
Earl put it quite nicely when they asked him how he felt about Dreamz’s decision to hold onto the immunity idol instead of honoring his obligation to give it to Yau-man. “I just won Survivor!”. Indeed, Dreamz did hand it to Earl by betraying Yau...
